References: Mostly iconic pop culture, so don't sue me!
Hey y'all! My name's Kaitlyn Hunter, an' I'm seventeen an' living with ma single, kuh-razy shoe sellin' aunt an' my lil' bratty barbie sister! I go to seh-kewl a' the most prestigious academy in town, and I'm in a band with people my age!
Is that great or what?
Okay, so that was a lame attempt to sound like what fans think that Miley Cyrus should sound like.
So, I was like, thinkin' maybe we all should go an' have a hoe down at the barn this Sunday!
How was that? Authentic enough? No? You want an explanation?
Well, you see, one fine sunny day - actually, the weather doesn't matter much, since we were in the basement studio - our website (Yes, The Lightning Devils have a website. I must say, hats-off to the guys for an uber cool website!) email account received an email invitation to perform at an orphanage not far from Sandfields.
It's to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the orphanage since 1990 something - don't kill me. I suck at remembering facts, okay? - so they're having a fundraiser. Half goes to the orphanage's funds, the other half goes to the international worldwide fund for orphans around the globe.
So, we, the Lightning Devils, have been asked to perform a concert there! As an amateur band, we won't be getting anything other than publicity out of it, but it'll be great to hang out with the kids!
Oh. My. God. That sounded so heroic and epic. I think I have something in my eye. Sniff.
Stop with the suspicious looks already! Fine! I admit it! Ninety-eight percent of what I said was read off from the admin's - a.k.a. Jordan (he's a computer whiz, surprisingly) - blog update.
As I was saying, we were asked to perform songs that the kids like. And kids being kids, they asked for any mature rocker's worse nightmare.
THAT'S RIGHT.
I now have to practice millions of songs by Miley Cyrus slash HANNAH MONTANA OMG! (insert fangirl scream here), the Jonas Brothers (insert fangirl scream here), Justin Bieber (insert fangirl scream here) and as such.
I've been practicing my 'Miley' accent to entertain and please the children, and it is so NOT going well.
WHERE IS THE ROCK MUSIC????
I mean, granted that they asked for Paramore's Decode, but that's just about it. And I bet it's because it's a Twilight soundtrack. Insert sigh here.
I just want to dig a hole and bury myself in it.
I gotta admit though, I've been in this band for quite a while now. It surprises me that I've stuck with them this long. I really thought I wouldn't last a week.
It's already December, and the school's Fall Dance was, sadly, canceled, due to unforeseeable renovations that were held at the venue. But it's all due for winter in January, so...
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET PARAMORE!!! EEEE!!
Ahem. Anyways. Moving on.
"Kaitlyn, you look weird. What's with all the rapid changes in facial expression?"
Poof. I can see that little frail clouded image of ambiguous, somewhat human-shaped blobs moving about in glittering lights disappear. I turned to glare at the daydream-pooper.
"Jordan! Don't interrupt a girl when she's fantasizing!" I complained, shooting the bassist with a glare.
Jordan's face had a questioning look that was paired off with his trademark 'I-did-something-bad-but-you-did-worse' grin. "Hey! Kaitlyn's fantasizing about one of us!" he hollered over to the recording room, where Leo, Jay and Lance were discussing details about the album that we were supposed to have produced for an audition for the coveted spot to perform at the now titled: January Winter Dance.
Leo, Jay and Lance instantly turned to look at the both of us. Jay had somewhat of a hard look on his face, while Leo's easygoing smile was easily paired with the bored, blank look Lance always has on his face. I kicked Jordan's shins. Hard. "Jordan's talking bull! I was fantasizing about my soon-to-be-real meeting with Paramore," I yelled at them, stressing the last sentence.
"It's fine, Kaitlyn, if you actually do, and if it's about me..." Leo said teasingly. Urgh. He is so not the person I talked to during the Evie-Asher incident, "...I'd be honored that I hold a place so special in your dreams. Day or night."
Someone please tell me why I haven't left this place yet.
"Anyways, when will we be leaving for Archdale?" I asked, ignoring Jordan's whimpers about pain and medical insurance. He can pay for it easily. He's stinking rich. In fact, I have come to the conclusion that everyone in the band 'cept me, are loaded. "Tomorrow, right? What time and where should I be?"
Did I mention the orphanage is located in the next town? Which is a middle-of-nowhere town as well? Archdale. Hm. Makes me think of David Archuleta. Don't diss his baby-face! His voice practically melts my brain. Forget Bruno Mars, David Archuleta totally sings what a girl wants to hear!
"We're meeting at my place," Leo said, "Since we'll be using my van. Your aunt's agreed to let you come with us for the weekend, right?"
I nodded. It was hard at first, but after I asked her if she wanted to put a chastity bikini on me, she decided to let me go. I know. I just rock at persuasion. I definitely have a chance at a career in law.
Well, I only thought of the chastity bikini 'cause the girl in one of the many Robin Hood movies wore one. I forget which version. Details, details.
"I have to be off now," I said, "Gotta go pack!" I stood up from the beanbag that I was sitting on, purposefully pressing a hand on Jordan's head for support. He gave me a mock death glare.
"You'd better be thankful that you're the lead singer," he said, grinning darkly, "If you weren't, I would've done much worse rather than let you torture me like this."
I shuddered as I refused to let Jordan's words enter my mind. "Oh please, like what?" I asked, "Set your fangirls on me?"
-
Sometimes, I think I should get ear plugs to block out any unnecessary comments made by the boys. I've had to sit through many discussions of whose chests were bigger, Pamela Anderson or Jennifer Lopez? To which I couldn't reply, because then Tyson had to go and say, "Pam has the bigger boobs, definitely. J Lo is the one with the hotter ass."
Then Jay had to grin at me and say, "Any comments, kitty?" Of course, I replied with the good ol', "Dude. They're hot, but they're way older than you. Shouldn't you be talking about younger women?"
And then they started talking about Megan Fox, Katy Perry and Leighton Meester. You know, I have a vague but strong suspicion that they only talk about stuff like that in my presence to annoy me. I simply rolled my eyes and continued pushing buttons on Jordan's PSP, pretending that Kumo was Jay and I was definitely pwning him.
Tekken's a good stress reliever. I should start saving for my own PSP. I am seriously contemplating this, when my aunt sees me walking up the driveway from the window and comes out with the portable phone in her hand.
"Kaitlyn! It's your mom and dad!"
I abruptly jumped over the picket fence and bounded towards my aunt, grabbing the phone in sheer excitement. "MOM! DAD!"
"Kaitlyn! How's my artist?" my dad's voice boomed through the earpiece. His voice was rather staticky, which I think is because of the long distance and crappy connection.
"I'm okay, dad! How're you? Where's mom?" I asked, trying to sound chirpy as I followed Aunt Elle inside, shutting the door behind me. I headed for the kitchen, where Aunt Elle was sitting at her usual place at the kitchen counter on the bar stool.
There was a pause at the line, before a new voice joined in the conversation. "Kaitlyn, don't try to fool us with the 'I'm-trying-to-be-chirpy' voice, darling. I know you're still livid because of the move," the familiar, stern tones of my mother's voice reprimanded me.
I grimaced and scratched the back of my head. Aunt Elle looked up from her laptop at the kitchen counter, making a face. "Uhh..."
"Kait, stop scratching the back of your head. It makes you look like a monkey, kid," my dad put in. Damn. He knows me so well.
"Sorry," I mumbled, "Is this like a three-way call or something?"
I heard my dad chuckle. "You could say that, if you consider picking up another connecting line three-way,"
"How's France?" I asked in a deceptively bright tone, "Tried any escorts?"
I heard my mom sigh. "Darling, France is beautiful, but we're not in France. We're in Sweden. And they're called escargots, not escorts,"
Oops? Well, you can't blame me. I've never eaten French before, okay? And it's not like they told me their travel plan or anything, besides the fact that they're globe-trotting.
"Speaking of escorts," my dad said, "How's that boyfriend of yours, Ashton?"
"And Evie?" my mom added in.
This is the first time my parents have contacted me since we separated at the airport, because of the jaw-dropping costs of international calls and the lack of internet while traveling.
So, my life has pretty much been in a limbo to them. So it's one thing that they've never really understood the basis of the friendship I had with Asher, only preferring to think that he was my boyfriend (Which he so was not) and that Evie was my only best friend. They don't know the fact that they backstabbed, two-timed and then reconciled with me.
"Dad, his name is Asher, not Ashton, and how many times do I have to tell you? He is not and never was my boyfriend," I explained patiently, insinuating the terms 'is not' and 'was never', "We were best friends, just like how Evie and I were,"
"Why? Did he dump you or something? Or did you have a fight? No one treats my artist that way. Was is another girl? Alright, Kait, I'm going to take the next possible flight and go to Boston to kick his sissy, pardon my language, ass..."
Lucky guess, dad, lucky guess.
"Dad. Dad!" I shouted, trying to cut into his monologue flow. I am so insulted. Why is it that I have to be the one who was dumped? Why not the other way round? "We were never together. We were best friends. And you do know that most LDRs don't last that long, right?"
Here I am, giving my parents the clean-cut happy Disney version. Lord, I know I'm not religious and all, but please don't strike lightning down upon me for lying to my parents.
I swear, as there was another pause on the line, I could see my parents trying to work out what the acronym meant with a blank look on their faces.
"What's LDR? What's that? Some new, hip urban artist in your art community or something?" You know, at times like this, my dad can really be adorable. "Or is it some new kind of dope that you kids are smoking? Kait, you'd better not be going along with this, or God help me, I will get on the next plane to Sandfields and lock you in a dungeon. Or tower, since you like to paint. You need a lot of light to paint, right?"
Yep. Real adorable.
"Dear, I think it may be some kind of acronym that teenagers use on the internet and during text messaging, part of the atrocious cornucopia of improper words," My mother's always been the sensible one, she has.
I rolled my eyes. "Mom's right, dad. It's not some new artist or a drug. LDR stands for Long-Distance Relationship. In this case, my friendship with Evie and Asher."
There was a very long, "Ohhhhhhhhh," from my dad, and I could hear my mom sigh heavily.
"So I hear from Raphaelle that you're going on a trip tomorrow and Sunday?" my mom asked, deciding to change the subject.
I nodded. "Yeah, with a bunch of... friends," I am careful not to add the fact that they're all guys. God, if my parents ever heard that, they'll definitely fly over in an instant and bundle me up and send me to an all-girl's boarding school. Bleh. Middle of Nowhere is better than a nunnery.
"Well, have fun!" my dad said, "Your mother and I have to go now. It's a pity we can't talk to your sister, but apparently she's out for ballet practice, isn't she?"
"U-huh," I confirmed in a dry tone, "Well, call again soon guys! Love you!"
And the line went dead.
I found myself outside Leo's mansion the next day. It's actually the first time I've been here. And it's HUGE. Nothing new, though. It's rather English-y, with the Victorian architecture making up most of the house.
I saw Gabriel and Lance leaning against Leo's van, while Leo, Jay, Jordan and Tyson were running around the van. Probably checking the condition for the six-hour ride. As I walked towards them, I couldn't help but wonder why don't Gabriel and Lance ever talk to each other?
I know that they don't hate each other or anything, but since Gabe and I joined the band, never once have I seen Gabe uttering a single word to Lance or vice versa. But I've seen Gabriel staring at Lance strangely, for some unknown reason. I'm confused.
"Kaitlyn! Morning," Gabriel smiled at me, waving me over to fill up the gap between him and Lance.
"Hey Gabe," I replied, then turning to Lance, "Hey Lance."
I think I saw Lance tilt his head sideways briefly, as if inspecting me, before raising a hand and nodding in greeting. Feeling suspicious, I looked at him with narrowed eyes. "What do you see on me that you find that you have to tilt your head like that?"
I gasped and clamped my hand over my mouth. "Sorry! Reflex! Blame Jay and Jordan!"
Then a magical thing happened. A unicorn came trotting by, followed by the Gryffindor Quidditch team on their brooms. I think Harry's chasing after the Snitch.
Okay, okay! Joking! But I wasn't kidding about the magical part, though. Lance actually looked at me, smiled, then chuckled softly. "I see someone beautiful,"
Gabriel was obviously startled as I am, as he briefly lost his balance before re-composing himself. I know he was surprised that Lance actually smiled, chuckled and said something, but I can't help feel a tad bit insulted because Lance complimented me.
"Hardeharhar Lancelot," I said drily, "Read any new pickup lines lately?"
Lance shrugged, and walked off to the back of the van, the small smile still visible on his face.
"He's weird," Gabriel commented. I nodded mutely as I stared after the reticent keyboardist.
"Well, I get to use the sunroof again!" I said brightly, changing the subject, running towards the door at the other side.
-
The ride was very much filled with discussions and plans on how to entertain the children at the orphanage. But I don't know how the songs that we were going to play by Miley Cyrus suddenly changed into 'Who-was-hotter-in-last-year's-Miss-Universe'.
Needless to say, I am relieved to get out of the van and away from the guys. Tyson told me that Lance has a family cottage in Archdale, so we won't be going to any fancy-schmancy hotel suite. To be honest, I'm slightly disappointed. I mean, I was totally looking forward to a suite room for myself, and maybe order room service just for the heck of it. (Also because I know Jay's gonna pay for it all, so...)
"That's not a cottage!" I shrieked as Leo slowed his van down outside a perfectly normal-sized house. "It's as big as my house! It's a house!"
The house had a modern architecture; angular, flat-roofed and urban, it was mostly glass instead of walls and the colour palette was the monochrome black and white. Definitely a house that Iron Man would live in.
Lance titled his head. "It's not a house, it's a cottage," he insisted lightly, before going to unlock the sleek, mahogany front door with a key he had procured from his pocket.
I stared at him as the other guys agreed with him. "Someone, give me a wall to bang my head on," I moaned, pulling my overnight bag with me. "You guys must have bad eyesight."
I sighed as I followed the others into the 'cottage'. Well, if you ask me, it's rather elaborate for a 'cottage'.
"Wow. You don't even live here and there's like tons of really pricey stuff in here," I commented, brushing a hand on an out-of-place ornate vase labeled 'Umbrella Holder'. Someone, please get me a gun. I'm going to shoot myself in the head.
I practically conjured up a pile of sandwiches quickly as I refrained myself from getting another heart attack. The knife was one of those utensils that you find in a pricey household appliances catalogue. And the tap water is mountain spring water. You'd think I'd be used to this by now, but no, I'm not.
I really think the band should be called 'Heart Attack Devils', not 'Lightning Devils', because rather than giving lightning, they're giving me heart attacks pretty much all the time.
"Kaitlyn, you can choose wherever you want to sleep," I heard Tyson say from upstairs in a muffled voice.
"Don't talk with your mouth full," I shouted up the stairs as I proceeded to jump two steps at a time like a ninja, because I was going to start banging my head on the wall if I saw another ornate vase umbrella holder. And I don't think I can pay for the repairs of a hole in a wall, and I think my aunt will laugh at my explanation. "Didn't Chace ever teach you that?"
Tyson's head poked out from a door nearby. "Chace's the one who talks with his mouth full," he said with a wrinkled nose, before a guilty look crossed his face as he saw Leo, "Please don't tell him I said that. Chace is really into you,"
Leo seemed to have caught my slack-jawed response as he laughed and winked at me. "Don't be jealous, love. You're the only one for me."
"Whatever!" I looked into the empty, unconquered rooms.
I immediately chose the closest and simplest room, marking it by throwing my duffel bag onto the bed, because I was ready to plotz after six exhausting hours practically baby-sitting four very rowdy teenagers (Gabe and Lance not included) and well, today's too much of a shock to me. An ornate vase umbrella holder can do bad things to my heart, you know. I'm a frail little girl.
"Like the umbrella holder?"
I squawked as Jay breathed down my neck. I literally jumped a whole foot away from him, clutching desperately at the back of my neck. "Did I not establish contact boundaries on the first day we met?" I hissed, finding myself in a room that seemed to be Jordan's realm; he looked completely at ease with the modern sofas, black leather swivel chairs and glass coffee tables. Various forms of entertainment lay scattered in the room, ready for the picking.
"You might have," Jay pretended to seem like he was trying to remember my exact words as he followed after me into the game room, "Would you care to jumpstart my memory, Kitty?"
"I'd rather jumpstart you down the highway to Hell," I snarled as the others made themselves comfortable on the couches. Jordan seems to have gained superhuman speed, as he already had a teetering pile of PS3 game boxes towering beside him on the floor, as he debated with Leo on which game to get started on first.
As I claimed a white leather recliner with a large, plush cushion, I realize what Jay had said. "What do you mean, 'like the umbrella holder'?" I narrowed my eyes suspiciously as Jay took a seat on the armchair near the recliner.
Jay grinned, tapping his fingers on his chin. Seafoam eyes twinkled mischievously as he said, "I may have asked the caretaker to prepare a little surprise for a certain Kitty,"
"You didn't,"
The triumphant look on the megalomaniac's face was the only confirmation I needed. I gnashed my teeth together and grabbed one of the smaller cushions. "You're an ass," I stated as I flung it at him.
Jay easily caught the projectile, chortling as he did so. "You're just so fun to rile up, you know?" He put down the cushion.
I make a strangled noise and turned my head away from him, burying my face into the cushiony pillow.
-
The first thing I saw when my eyes opened was darkness.
My face was still buried into the oversized cushion; I had pins and needles in my legs, as I had curled them up into my usual sleeping position. I couldn't hear any noise; the boys must have probably all gone to sleep already, and they probably didn't want to wake me up.
At least they know what to do with a person prone to being cranky after waking.
I realized that I had fallen asleep. Guess I must've been more tired than I'd originally thought. My neck ached like crazy, and I have to commend myself to be able to breathe with my face pressed to the pillow like this.
I started to move, but then I realized there was somebody walking towards me. The footsteps were growing louder, then they stopped near me. A cold breeze wafted through the air, as a soft, cottony blanket covered me, and I felt someone's warm breath beside my face as he bent down.
I squeezed my eyes shut, not daring to make a single movement, pretending that I was still asleep.
"Sleep well, Kaitlyn," a voice whispered into my ear somewhat fondly, as a hand stroked the back of my head once, before the person got up and left.
My heart nearly stopped when I recognized the voice.
Lance. The voice belonged to Lance.
The Lance that usually spoke no more than one-worded replies, the Lance that preferred fictional humans to actual, living, breathing ones. The Lance that had strangely, been giving me compliments out of the blue.
Oh, boy.
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Hey y'all! My name's Kaitlyn Hunter, an' I'm seventeen an' living with ma single, kuh-razy shoe sellin' aunt an' my lil' bratty barbie sister! I go to seh-kewl a' the most prestigious academy in town, and I'm in a band with people my age!
Is that great or what?
Okay, so that was a lame attempt to sound like what fans think that Miley Cyrus should sound like.
So, I was like, thinkin' maybe we all should go an' have a hoe down at the barn this Sunday!
How was that? Authentic enough? No? You want an explanation?
Well, you see, one fine sunny day - actually, the weather doesn't matter much, since we were in the basement studio - our website (Yes, The Lightning Devils have a website. I must say, hats-off to the guys for an uber cool website!) email account received an email invitation to perform at an orphanage not far from Sandfields.
It's to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the orphanage since 1990 something - don't kill me. I suck at remembering facts, okay? - so they're having a fundraiser. Half goes to the orphanage's funds, the other half goes to the international worldwide fund for orphans around the globe.
So, we, the Lightning Devils, have been asked to perform a concert there! As an amateur band, we won't be getting anything other than publicity out of it, but it'll be great to hang out with the kids!
Oh. My. God. That sounded so heroic and epic. I think I have something in my eye. Sniff.
Stop with the suspicious looks already! Fine! I admit it! Ninety-eight percent of what I said was read off from the admin's - a.k.a. Jordan (he's a computer whiz, surprisingly) - blog update.
As I was saying, we were asked to perform songs that the kids like. And kids being kids, they asked for any mature rocker's worse nightmare.
THAT'S RIGHT.
I now have to practice millions of songs by Miley Cyrus slash HANNAH MONTANA OMG! (insert fangirl scream here), the Jonas Brothers (insert fangirl scream here), Justin Bieber (insert fangirl scream here) and as such.
I've been practicing my 'Miley' accent to entertain and please the children, and it is so NOT going well.
WHERE IS THE ROCK MUSIC????
I mean, granted that they asked for Paramore's Decode, but that's just about it. And I bet it's because it's a Twilight soundtrack. Insert sigh here.
I just want to dig a hole and bury myself in it.
I gotta admit though, I've been in this band for quite a while now. It surprises me that I've stuck with them this long. I really thought I wouldn't last a week.
It's already December, and the school's Fall Dance was, sadly, canceled, due to unforeseeable renovations that were held at the venue. But it's all due for winter in January, so...
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET PARAMORE!!! EEEE!!
Ahem. Anyways. Moving on.
"Kaitlyn, you look weird. What's with all the rapid changes in facial expression?"
Poof. I can see that little frail clouded image of ambiguous, somewhat human-shaped blobs moving about in glittering lights disappear. I turned to glare at the daydream-pooper.
"Jordan! Don't interrupt a girl when she's fantasizing!" I complained, shooting the bassist with a glare.
Jordan's face had a questioning look that was paired off with his trademark 'I-did-something-bad-but-you-did-worse' grin. "Hey! Kaitlyn's fantasizing about one of us!" he hollered over to the recording room, where Leo, Jay and Lance were discussing details about the album that we were supposed to have produced for an audition for the coveted spot to perform at the now titled: January Winter Dance.
Leo, Jay and Lance instantly turned to look at the both of us. Jay had somewhat of a hard look on his face, while Leo's easygoing smile was easily paired with the bored, blank look Lance always has on his face. I kicked Jordan's shins. Hard. "Jordan's talking bull! I was fantasizing about my soon-to-be-real meeting with Paramore," I yelled at them, stressing the last sentence.
"It's fine, Kaitlyn, if you actually do, and if it's about me..." Leo said teasingly. Urgh. He is so not the person I talked to during the Evie-Asher incident, "...I'd be honored that I hold a place so special in your dreams. Day or night."
Someone please tell me why I haven't left this place yet.
"Anyways, when will we be leaving for Archdale?" I asked, ignoring Jordan's whimpers about pain and medical insurance. He can pay for it easily. He's stinking rich. In fact, I have come to the conclusion that everyone in the band 'cept me, are loaded. "Tomorrow, right? What time and where should I be?"
Did I mention the orphanage is located in the next town? Which is a middle-of-nowhere town as well? Archdale. Hm. Makes me think of David Archuleta. Don't diss his baby-face! His voice practically melts my brain. Forget Bruno Mars, David Archuleta totally sings what a girl wants to hear!
"We're meeting at my place," Leo said, "Since we'll be using my van. Your aunt's agreed to let you come with us for the weekend, right?"
I nodded. It was hard at first, but after I asked her if she wanted to put a chastity bikini on me, she decided to let me go. I know. I just rock at persuasion. I definitely have a chance at a career in law.
Well, I only thought of the chastity bikini 'cause the girl in one of the many Robin Hood movies wore one. I forget which version. Details, details.
"I have to be off now," I said, "Gotta go pack!" I stood up from the beanbag that I was sitting on, purposefully pressing a hand on Jordan's head for support. He gave me a mock death glare.
"You'd better be thankful that you're the lead singer," he said, grinning darkly, "If you weren't, I would've done much worse rather than let you torture me like this."
I shuddered as I refused to let Jordan's words enter my mind. "Oh please, like what?" I asked, "Set your fangirls on me?"
-
Sometimes, I think I should get ear plugs to block out any unnecessary comments made by the boys. I've had to sit through many discussions of whose chests were bigger, Pamela Anderson or Jennifer Lopez? To which I couldn't reply, because then Tyson had to go and say, "Pam has the bigger boobs, definitely. J Lo is the one with the hotter ass."
Then Jay had to grin at me and say, "Any comments, kitty?" Of course, I replied with the good ol', "Dude. They're hot, but they're way older than you. Shouldn't you be talking about younger women?"
And then they started talking about Megan Fox, Katy Perry and Leighton Meester. You know, I have a vague but strong suspicion that they only talk about stuff like that in my presence to annoy me. I simply rolled my eyes and continued pushing buttons on Jordan's PSP, pretending that Kumo was Jay and I was definitely pwning him.
Tekken's a good stress reliever. I should start saving for my own PSP. I am seriously contemplating this, when my aunt sees me walking up the driveway from the window and comes out with the portable phone in her hand.
"Kaitlyn! It's your mom and dad!"
I abruptly jumped over the picket fence and bounded towards my aunt, grabbing the phone in sheer excitement. "MOM! DAD!"
"Kaitlyn! How's my artist?" my dad's voice boomed through the earpiece. His voice was rather staticky, which I think is because of the long distance and crappy connection.
"I'm okay, dad! How're you? Where's mom?" I asked, trying to sound chirpy as I followed Aunt Elle inside, shutting the door behind me. I headed for the kitchen, where Aunt Elle was sitting at her usual place at the kitchen counter on the bar stool.
There was a pause at the line, before a new voice joined in the conversation. "Kaitlyn, don't try to fool us with the 'I'm-trying-to-be-chirpy' voice, darling. I know you're still livid because of the move," the familiar, stern tones of my mother's voice reprimanded me.
I grimaced and scratched the back of my head. Aunt Elle looked up from her laptop at the kitchen counter, making a face. "Uhh..."
"Kait, stop scratching the back of your head. It makes you look like a monkey, kid," my dad put in. Damn. He knows me so well.
"Sorry," I mumbled, "Is this like a three-way call or something?"
I heard my dad chuckle. "You could say that, if you consider picking up another connecting line three-way,"
"How's France?" I asked in a deceptively bright tone, "Tried any escorts?"
I heard my mom sigh. "Darling, France is beautiful, but we're not in France. We're in Sweden. And they're called escargots, not escorts,"
Oops? Well, you can't blame me. I've never eaten French before, okay? And it's not like they told me their travel plan or anything, besides the fact that they're globe-trotting.
"Speaking of escorts," my dad said, "How's that boyfriend of yours, Ashton?"
"And Evie?" my mom added in.
This is the first time my parents have contacted me since we separated at the airport, because of the jaw-dropping costs of international calls and the lack of internet while traveling.
So, my life has pretty much been in a limbo to them. So it's one thing that they've never really understood the basis of the friendship I had with Asher, only preferring to think that he was my boyfriend (Which he so was not) and that Evie was my only best friend. They don't know the fact that they backstabbed, two-timed and then reconciled with me.
"Dad, his name is Asher, not Ashton, and how many times do I have to tell you? He is not and never was my boyfriend," I explained patiently, insinuating the terms 'is not' and 'was never', "We were best friends, just like how Evie and I were,"
"Why? Did he dump you or something? Or did you have a fight? No one treats my artist that way. Was is another girl? Alright, Kait, I'm going to take the next possible flight and go to Boston to kick his sissy, pardon my language, ass..."
Lucky guess, dad, lucky guess.
"Dad. Dad!" I shouted, trying to cut into his monologue flow. I am so insulted. Why is it that I have to be the one who was dumped? Why not the other way round? "We were never together. We were best friends. And you do know that most LDRs don't last that long, right?"
Here I am, giving my parents the clean-cut happy Disney version. Lord, I know I'm not religious and all, but please don't strike lightning down upon me for lying to my parents.
I swear, as there was another pause on the line, I could see my parents trying to work out what the acronym meant with a blank look on their faces.
"What's LDR? What's that? Some new, hip urban artist in your art community or something?" You know, at times like this, my dad can really be adorable. "Or is it some new kind of dope that you kids are smoking? Kait, you'd better not be going along with this, or God help me, I will get on the next plane to Sandfields and lock you in a dungeon. Or tower, since you like to paint. You need a lot of light to paint, right?"
Yep. Real adorable.
"Dear, I think it may be some kind of acronym that teenagers use on the internet and during text messaging, part of the atrocious cornucopia of improper words," My mother's always been the sensible one, she has.
I rolled my eyes. "Mom's right, dad. It's not some new artist or a drug. LDR stands for Long-Distance Relationship. In this case, my friendship with Evie and Asher."
There was a very long, "Ohhhhhhhhh," from my dad, and I could hear my mom sigh heavily.
"So I hear from Raphaelle that you're going on a trip tomorrow and Sunday?" my mom asked, deciding to change the subject.
I nodded. "Yeah, with a bunch of... friends," I am careful not to add the fact that they're all guys. God, if my parents ever heard that, they'll definitely fly over in an instant and bundle me up and send me to an all-girl's boarding school. Bleh. Middle of Nowhere is better than a nunnery.
"Well, have fun!" my dad said, "Your mother and I have to go now. It's a pity we can't talk to your sister, but apparently she's out for ballet practice, isn't she?"
"U-huh," I confirmed in a dry tone, "Well, call again soon guys! Love you!"
And the line went dead.
I found myself outside Leo's mansion the next day. It's actually the first time I've been here. And it's HUGE. Nothing new, though. It's rather English-y, with the Victorian architecture making up most of the house.
I saw Gabriel and Lance leaning against Leo's van, while Leo, Jay, Jordan and Tyson were running around the van. Probably checking the condition for the six-hour ride. As I walked towards them, I couldn't help but wonder why don't Gabriel and Lance ever talk to each other?
I know that they don't hate each other or anything, but since Gabe and I joined the band, never once have I seen Gabe uttering a single word to Lance or vice versa. But I've seen Gabriel staring at Lance strangely, for some unknown reason. I'm confused.
"Kaitlyn! Morning," Gabriel smiled at me, waving me over to fill up the gap between him and Lance.
"Hey Gabe," I replied, then turning to Lance, "Hey Lance."
I think I saw Lance tilt his head sideways briefly, as if inspecting me, before raising a hand and nodding in greeting. Feeling suspicious, I looked at him with narrowed eyes. "What do you see on me that you find that you have to tilt your head like that?"
I gasped and clamped my hand over my mouth. "Sorry! Reflex! Blame Jay and Jordan!"
Then a magical thing happened. A unicorn came trotting by, followed by the Gryffindor Quidditch team on their brooms. I think Harry's chasing after the Snitch.
Okay, okay! Joking! But I wasn't kidding about the magical part, though. Lance actually looked at me, smiled, then chuckled softly. "I see someone beautiful,"
Gabriel was obviously startled as I am, as he briefly lost his balance before re-composing himself. I know he was surprised that Lance actually smiled, chuckled and said something, but I can't help feel a tad bit insulted because Lance complimented me.
"Hardeharhar Lancelot," I said drily, "Read any new pickup lines lately?"
Lance shrugged, and walked off to the back of the van, the small smile still visible on his face.
"He's weird," Gabriel commented. I nodded mutely as I stared after the reticent keyboardist.
"Well, I get to use the sunroof again!" I said brightly, changing the subject, running towards the door at the other side.
-
The ride was very much filled with discussions and plans on how to entertain the children at the orphanage. But I don't know how the songs that we were going to play by Miley Cyrus suddenly changed into 'Who-was-hotter-in-last-year's-Miss-Universe'.
Needless to say, I am relieved to get out of the van and away from the guys. Tyson told me that Lance has a family cottage in Archdale, so we won't be going to any fancy-schmancy hotel suite. To be honest, I'm slightly disappointed. I mean, I was totally looking forward to a suite room for myself, and maybe order room service just for the heck of it. (Also because I know Jay's gonna pay for it all, so...)
"That's not a cottage!" I shrieked as Leo slowed his van down outside a perfectly normal-sized house. "It's as big as my house! It's a house!"
The house had a modern architecture; angular, flat-roofed and urban, it was mostly glass instead of walls and the colour palette was the monochrome black and white. Definitely a house that Iron Man would live in.
Lance titled his head. "It's not a house, it's a cottage," he insisted lightly, before going to unlock the sleek, mahogany front door with a key he had procured from his pocket.
I stared at him as the other guys agreed with him. "Someone, give me a wall to bang my head on," I moaned, pulling my overnight bag with me. "You guys must have bad eyesight."
I sighed as I followed the others into the 'cottage'. Well, if you ask me, it's rather elaborate for a 'cottage'.
"Wow. You don't even live here and there's like tons of really pricey stuff in here," I commented, brushing a hand on an out-of-place ornate vase labeled 'Umbrella Holder'. Someone, please get me a gun. I'm going to shoot myself in the head.
I practically conjured up a pile of sandwiches quickly as I refrained myself from getting another heart attack. The knife was one of those utensils that you find in a pricey household appliances catalogue. And the tap water is mountain spring water. You'd think I'd be used to this by now, but no, I'm not.
I really think the band should be called 'Heart Attack Devils', not 'Lightning Devils', because rather than giving lightning, they're giving me heart attacks pretty much all the time.
"Kaitlyn, you can choose wherever you want to sleep," I heard Tyson say from upstairs in a muffled voice.
"Don't talk with your mouth full," I shouted up the stairs as I proceeded to jump two steps at a time like a ninja, because I was going to start banging my head on the wall if I saw another ornate vase umbrella holder. And I don't think I can pay for the repairs of a hole in a wall, and I think my aunt will laugh at my explanation. "Didn't Chace ever teach you that?"
Tyson's head poked out from a door nearby. "Chace's the one who talks with his mouth full," he said with a wrinkled nose, before a guilty look crossed his face as he saw Leo, "Please don't tell him I said that. Chace is really into you,"
Leo seemed to have caught my slack-jawed response as he laughed and winked at me. "Don't be jealous, love. You're the only one for me."
"Whatever!" I looked into the empty, unconquered rooms.
I immediately chose the closest and simplest room, marking it by throwing my duffel bag onto the bed, because I was ready to plotz after six exhausting hours practically baby-sitting four very rowdy teenagers (Gabe and Lance not included) and well, today's too much of a shock to me. An ornate vase umbrella holder can do bad things to my heart, you know. I'm a frail little girl.
"Like the umbrella holder?"
I squawked as Jay breathed down my neck. I literally jumped a whole foot away from him, clutching desperately at the back of my neck. "Did I not establish contact boundaries on the first day we met?" I hissed, finding myself in a room that seemed to be Jordan's realm; he looked completely at ease with the modern sofas, black leather swivel chairs and glass coffee tables. Various forms of entertainment lay scattered in the room, ready for the picking.
"You might have," Jay pretended to seem like he was trying to remember my exact words as he followed after me into the game room, "Would you care to jumpstart my memory, Kitty?"
"I'd rather jumpstart you down the highway to Hell," I snarled as the others made themselves comfortable on the couches. Jordan seems to have gained superhuman speed, as he already had a teetering pile of PS3 game boxes towering beside him on the floor, as he debated with Leo on which game to get started on first.
As I claimed a white leather recliner with a large, plush cushion, I realize what Jay had said. "What do you mean, 'like the umbrella holder'?" I narrowed my eyes suspiciously as Jay took a seat on the armchair near the recliner.
Jay grinned, tapping his fingers on his chin. Seafoam eyes twinkled mischievously as he said, "I may have asked the caretaker to prepare a little surprise for a certain Kitty,"
"You didn't,"
The triumphant look on the megalomaniac's face was the only confirmation I needed. I gnashed my teeth together and grabbed one of the smaller cushions. "You're an ass," I stated as I flung it at him.
Jay easily caught the projectile, chortling as he did so. "You're just so fun to rile up, you know?" He put down the cushion.
I make a strangled noise and turned my head away from him, burying my face into the cushiony pillow.
-
The first thing I saw when my eyes opened was darkness.
My face was still buried into the oversized cushion; I had pins and needles in my legs, as I had curled them up into my usual sleeping position. I couldn't hear any noise; the boys must have probably all gone to sleep already, and they probably didn't want to wake me up.
At least they know what to do with a person prone to being cranky after waking.
I realized that I had fallen asleep. Guess I must've been more tired than I'd originally thought. My neck ached like crazy, and I have to commend myself to be able to breathe with my face pressed to the pillow like this.
I started to move, but then I realized there was somebody walking towards me. The footsteps were growing louder, then they stopped near me. A cold breeze wafted through the air, as a soft, cottony blanket covered me, and I felt someone's warm breath beside my face as he bent down.
I squeezed my eyes shut, not daring to make a single movement, pretending that I was still asleep.
"Sleep well, Kaitlyn," a voice whispered into my ear somewhat fondly, as a hand stroked the back of my head once, before the person got up and left.
My heart nearly stopped when I recognized the voice.
Lance. The voice belonged to Lance.
The Lance that usually spoke no more than one-worded replies, the Lance that preferred fictional humans to actual, living, breathing ones. The Lance that had strangely, been giving me compliments out of the blue.
Oh, boy.